I think they should shift their focus to … spammers.
Hitman – Silent Spammer Assasin :
This summer, Hitman gets spammed too much. He garners all of his resources in the Agency and goes after these spammers. With over 47 levels, spanning over all the continents (excluding Australia) our man, the Hitman goes after the one menace that has been tormenting everyone in the world, thus he will be the ultimate protector and the saviour of the world.
Warning: Sexual content (including viagra ads, penis elongation), violence (when the spammers die, they kill all the zombie PCs). Not suitable for people below 25 yrs of age.